B-b-but, but: God created everything perfectly and then man screwed it up, hence the revisions.

It's like the readers of the most-perfect novel scribbled in it and spilled coffee on the pages and then asked the author to fix it.

HOW is it possible to pervert the perfect creation of the Creator? Free will, of course. God wrote his own undoing into the mainframe of existence. Sort of like how --*supposedly*-- the framers of the constitution included a provision for their own overthrowing.

There's an analogy, for you! Free will is the "second amendment" of Abrahamic monotheism!